1. Thongs, the Australian footwear. Why? Why thongs? I have worn thongs in many countries, and in no other one were they so useless, uncomfortable, dangerous.
   Scenario 1a: Sunshine. Walking in the sand on those endless beaches in thongs (why do I keep writing things?) will just catapult a handful of sand with every step up your legs, and then stick to your skin, get into your pants, and it makes walking more difficult too.
   Scenario 1b: Rain. And there is lots and lots and lots of rain here. Now, with every step, you catapult water up your legs (and pants), and/or dirt, and/or mud. And unfortunately, Australians use very slippery materials to build sidewalks. More unfortunately, the capital of rain (Brisbane) also has the most slippery sidewalks of all. They should put up some of those ever-present DANGER-signs.
2. What’s up with the shopping trolleys? It seems to be a deep-rooted Australian national sport to hijack a shopping trolley, and put it away as far as possible, out its natural environment, into the most remote places. Places where it must have been a major effort to get it there. Quite remarkable considering that everyone shops in a big shopping centre, never getting the trolley further than to their car. Bizarre!

I could just get the van started, so I decided to find an auto service, which was rather difficult as most places were of course closed becaused of christmas. When I finally made it to one, they couldn’t really do much for me except starting the motor so I could move on, so I surrendered to my fate and just travelled to my next destination, Kiama.

Kiama is famous for its blowhole, which is a big hole in an even bigger rock in the ocean, and which sometimes sucks in the water and spits it out again, so there’s a fountain of water up to 25m high. Quite some time ago, (very courageous and silly) people used to dive to the entrance of the hole on the ocean’s side, to be sucked in and then spit out on at the exit of the blowhole. Quite a dangerous thing to do, several poeple died, so now there is DANGER-signs all over the place. A very special someone almost drowned there 20 years ago – don’t do that again!

Apart from the blowhole, which decided not to spit much water the day I saw it, the scenery is still absolutely stunning, with steep rock cliffs that reminded me of Ireland, a little beach with black sand and other rock formations in a variety of shapes.

I parked my van near a cliff, and spent a rather uncomfortable night where I tried to hide in my own van, because, well, of course, you’re not supposed to camp there. In the end, no one cared, and I woke up to a sunrise over the  ocean which I could see through the front screen. At 6 in the morning, I went for a swim in the Kiama rock pool, which is basically a swimming pool which is half naturally formed in the rocks, and half cut out, and it was just the best way to start the day. Refreshed (and relatively clean for a change), I made it once again to start the van (with the help of little solar panels connected to the dying battery, which was just enough to get it started), and started my journey to Sydney…

After The Scary Night, the battery slowly started dying, which is not the battery itself’s fault. The motor is not charging it properly, so it is probably the alternator or the regulator on the alternator. After a lot of jump starts, finally the starter motor said goodbye as well, and now I can only start it by rolling it downhill.

As there are not many spare parts available in Sydney, I might have to try to get Gypsi back to Brisbane, where there is a big Mazda wreckage place, either without stopping the motor (supposed the mechanic where it is now can get it started for me somehow in the first place), or by parking always down a hill.

There better be some hills on the way from Sydney to Brisbane… And then Gypsi will be repaired, better than new, and pimped!

From Sydney I took the train to Campbelltown, from there I got picked up in my van and we went to the owner’s house in Picton to do the paperwork and enjoy coffee and bikkies. From there I just started driving – I looked on the Internet for free campsites, and found the closest one in Belanglo State Forest. I drove there, on a dirt road, into the deserted, lonely, remote forest, onto a clearing called Dale’s Clearing. I was completely alone there, and spent a peaceful night, though it was a bit spooky with a little pond with brown, misty water. Peaceful, until, at dusk, something started to shake my van around. I was terrified. Laying still in the dark, I was hardly ever so scared as those 30 seconds and the silent minutes of hearing into the dark afterwards.

In the morning the sun woke me, and everything looked a lot more friendly with some motorycle riders who enjoyed the dirt tracks. So I decided it was probably just some kangaroos gnawing on my van.

Of course, it wouldn’t be me, if there wasn’t more to it. I just found out that Belanglo State Forest was the place where the (in)famous backpacker murders happened. And another body was found in 2010, of a girl that was murdered there just a few years ago, independent from the backpacker murders in the 90s.

Hello? I thought Australia was such a huuge place, so how on earth could I have picked that particular Forest out of aaaaaall the State Forests sites for my FIRST night of camping?

So who knows what that was that shook my van around. Maybe the motorcycle guys thought it would be a good joke to scare innocent backpackers. Or maybe it was just roos. Who knows?

Well, even without that knowledge I was glad to leave that haunted forest behind me in the morning, and drove to Nowra, with a stop at Fitzroy Falls. Beautiful view from there!

I drove further to Jervis Bay, where I am now. On a campsite, in between lots of people, enjoying the comfort of power, water, showers, freshly washed clothes, and flush toilets. Enough of those ‘country style toilets’ with a smiling cow on them.

The drive was very scenic, even though poor old Gypsi had a hard time going up the mountains. Second gear, to low, third gear, too high. A trail of patient cars behind me. Woops! On those hills an endless amount of cows and horses. If you would exchange the gum trees with pine trees, it wouldn’t look that different to some parts of Austria?

During the winter break at Uni, it was all wet and grey and raining at the Gold Coast, so I booked a flight to Cairns, into the warm, tropical north, I thought, where it was the dry (!) season. Expected weather at that time of the year: Sunshine and blue skies.

The day I leave, suddenly it is sunny and beautiful at the Gold Coast and it starts raining in Cairns. In the dry season. And it basically rained for the whole two weeks I was there, while the Goldie hat sunny, warm, and dry winter days.

The day I leave Cairns, of course, the sun comes back to Cairns, and the rain and grey returns with me to the Gold Coast.

Now, since then, it more or less did not stop having lots and lots and lots of rain in Brisbane. There is flooding everywhere, and since August, I can remember only less than a handful of weekends where there was no rain. The dams are full, already bursting before the wet season really started, and there is lots and lots of more rain coming. “Drenched Queensland readies for more rain“, it says in the news.

I fear I might have upset the balance of the climate even further, as in Tasmania and down in the South it was snowing, just before Christmas. Which means for Australia, it was snowing in SUMMER.

And the story goes on. Yesterday, I leave Brisbane to go to Sydney. I arrive there in the evening, and during the landing of the plane a thunderstorm is forming, and the rain and the lightning is so heavy that they couldn’t even get the baggage from the plain and I had to wait for half an hour for that, until the worst was over.

Still raining, and myself dripping wet, I check into the hostel. And what does the guy behind the counter say?

“Oh, it was beautiful and hot and sunny all day today, just until it started raining in the evening.”

I should definitely travel to Uluru and make it rain in the desert.

How can the post, or better, how can any post run out of STAMPS?

But, to my defense, I haven’t been completely lazy in regards to blogging. I transformed one of my assignments for uni, a cooking book, into a blog: The Backpacker’s Guide to Cooking.

It’s a blog for travellers and backpackers in Australia, full with recipes suitable for being cooked in a campervan; with shopping & cooking tricks and hopefully, as soon as I start travelling, some good pictures and travel stories.

I really hope to get out of Surfers Paradise soon, this place is the Australian Ballermann, it’s really disturbing. A weird place. It’s time to MOVE!

I don’t know why but that somehow seems to be an Australian thing, never experienced that before in such frequency.

Seriously, stop it, it’s just stupid.

Why? How could that happen? I learned about all the theories of persuasion that are used in marketing and PR, and I am still buying things that I don’t need.

What a dark and mysterious thing, my mind, and not rational at all. Scary.

Anyway, time to present some more things I did during that semester, for example my final website (an online portfolio) we had to create for our Writing for the Web class. It was my second website done in Dreamweaver, with the layout done in Photoshop. I ran out of time to make some Javascript work, but I might implement that later.

The last thing we just finished on Friday was our music video we had to do for Music Video Production. It looks harmless, but it is pretty dirty, so please make sure everyone who is watching it is old enough for some serious (animal puppet) sex:

That was it for today, I hope I can give some more updates during my semester break (and hopefully travel at least a little bit!).